falling off scooters on vacation

Google suggested this title for my post. I haven't posted in so long. One day is much like the other, sunrise, sunset, etc.  And yet so much has happened. Yesterday was my birthday and we went to see this Disney movie called Earth because earth day is my birthday. I thought Disney movies were cuddly and magical but o no not this one it was brutal and horrifying. The narrator said that we are not in touch with the circle of life but he did not see the dead bird on my doorstep. I can only be suspicious of foul play as there is no reason for that bird just to have flown up to my door and died. Just a few months ago there was a dead rat next to the door. I do not have a cat either and none of the logical explanations apply.  Is space alien or neighborhood psycopath. Spell checker suggests episcopate, pussycat, scoped, passport or scooped. I don't think it is any of those.  I don't even know what an episcopate is, maybe a syncopated Episcopal, but I don't think they would leave a dead house finch, male, at my door. Other than that, spring is wonderful and April is the coolest month, like the poet spake.